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gossip so hot it could melt your brain and your mom’s face

My ex’s new boyfriend is a bald pizza delivery man and he has a pet parrot that yells at people

My best friend told me her teacher has a secret life as a dance instructor in a nightclub

My cousin’s dog peed on the principal’s shoes and now he’s grounded for a month

rumors so juicy they could make a goat cry and a football team lose

My neighbor’s kid got suspended for eating a whole pizza during math class

The mayor’s kid is in love with the school janitor and they text each other at 3 a. m.

My brother’s crush has a twin sister and now he’s confused and mad

whispers so loud they could wake up the dead and make your teacher yell

My crush has a tattoo of my name and it’s on his elbow

The principal’s dog is running for mayor and it’s a real thing

My mom’s best friend’s kid got into a fight with a robot at the mall