easy fuck

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A person who lets you do whatever you want in bed without asking questions, complaining, or even thinking. They just lay there like a dead fish and let you have your way.
My cousin is an easy fuck. She lets my uncle do whatever he wants without even blinking.
She's an easy fuck. I could have her dress up as a chicken and she'd still say yes.
He's an easy fuck. He let me eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and didn't even complain.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who acts like a dog in heat every time you walk in the room. No brains, just bums and blubber.
She's an easy fuck. She ran after me like I was the last piece of cake in the bakery.
He's an easy fuck. He let me throw a burger at him and he still said yes.
My neighbor is an easy fuck. She let me borrow her dog and didn't even ask for anything back.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The last sentence you say before you get kicked out of class. It’s also what you say when you’re too lazy to think of anything else.
I said 'easy fuck' and got kicked out of class for being too loud.
He finished his presentation with 'easy fuck' and got extra homework.
She said 'easy fuck' and the teacher gave her a detention.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A job that you can finish with one eye closed and one hand tied behind your back. It’s like getting a gold star for showing up.
This test was an easy fuck. I didn’t even study and got an A.
He finished the project in five minutes. That was an easy fuck.
I got the job because it was an easy fuck. I didn’t even need to try.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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