Easy Eden

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A heaven for people who love getting lucky, and a prison for everyone else.

I got lucky in Easy Eden, but my friend got stuck with the worst partner ever.

Easy Eden is like a buffet for hot people and a death sentence for the rest of us.

My sister's in Easy Eden and she's happy. I'm stuck here and I'm not.

The place where people get their hearts broken and their pants undone all at once.

I went to Easy Eden and came out with a broken heart and a broken zipper.

My ex is in Easy Eden and I'm still trying to figure out why.

Easy Eden is where your love life goes to die and your sex life goes to heaven.

A magical place where people get lucky, and others get left behind with nothing but regret.

I got left behind in Easy Eden and now I’m stuck with regret.

My cousin got lucky in Easy Eden and I got stuck with her ex.

Easy Eden is where your dreams come true and your friends get heartbreak.

A paradise for people who know how to play the game and a wasteland for the rest of us.

I played the game and won in Easy Eden. My friend didn’t play and got trampled.

Easy Eden is like a game show where only the cool kids win.

My brother's in Easy Eden because he knew the rules. I didn’t and I'm stuck here.

A place where people get their rocks off and others get left with the bill.

I got left with the bill in Easy Eden and my friend got the rocks off.

Easy Eden is where your love life gets a free pass and your wallet gets charged.

My friend’s in Easy Eden because he paid the bill. I’m stuck here because I didn’t.