Easy Eater

Current Trending

2 views · Added 14d ago · 3 definitions

1
A person who eats anything you throw at them, even if it smells like old socks and regret.
I gave him a plate of slimy spaghetti and he ate it like it was gold.
She ate my homework and my feelings. Just like that.
He ate the last piece of cake even though it had hair in it.
2
Someone who doesn’t pick their food apart like a sad toddler at a birthday party.
He ate my pizza with extra cheese and no complaints.
She swallowed my feelings and my soup in one go.
He ate the whole cake, crust and all. No mercy.
3
A person who eats like they’ve been starved by the devil and the devil’s best friend.
He ate the entire lasagna, even the part that was burnt to a crisp.
She ate my leftovers and my secrets. No questions asked.
He ate the sandwich I threw at him like it was a love letter.
xs