easy city

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A never-ending vacation where you don't have to think or move.
I’ve been in easy city for two years and still haven’t washed my socks.
My mom says I’m in easy city because I eat cereal for dinner every day.
He got stuck in easy city after he quit his job and started playing video games full-time.
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When life gives you a free pass and you take it like a boss.
She got into easy city after her dad paid for her college and her pet turtle’s college too.
He’s been in easy city since he didn’t show up to work for a month.
My brother’s in easy city because he just got a raise and a puppy.
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A state of being where you’re too comfortable to even feel pain.
I’ve been in easy city so long I forgot how to do laundry.
She’s been in easy city since she got a trust fund and a massage chair.
He’s been in easy city so long he thinks the sun comes up just to say hi to him.
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When you're so lazy you think the world revolves around you.
I’ve been in easy city since I skipped school and got a pizza delivery for breakfast.
She thinks she’s in easy city because her phone does her math homework.
He’s in easy city because his dog does his taxes for him.
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A time when everything is free and you're the only one who knows it.
I’ve been in easy city since I got a free pizza and a free nap every day.
She got into easy city because her mom gave her a million dollars and a gym membership.
He’s been in easy city for so long he thinks the sky is a buffet.
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When you don't have to work or think, and you're living your best life.
I've been in easy city since I got a goldfish that does my math homework.
She's been in easy city since her parents gave her a mansion and a lifetime supply of candy.
He’s been in easy city so long he thinks gravity is just a suggestion.
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