Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Achievements you get without breaking a sweat or dying in the game.

I got 10 easy chievies just by playing for 10 minutes.

That easy chievie was unlocked by breathing.

I got one easy chievie while I was taking a pee.

2

Achievements so simple, even your grandma could get them.

My grandma got an easy chievie by pressing a button once.

That easy chievie was easier than doing my math homework.

I got an easy chievie while I was eating breakfast.

3

Achievements you get while you're doing something else, like pooping.

I got an easy chievie while I was pooping.

That easy chievie was unlocked during my nap.

I got one while I was eating a whole pizza.

4

Achievements you get without even trying, like a free gift.

I got an easy chievie just by existing.

That easy chievie was free and required no effort.

I got one while I was daydreaming.

5

Achievements you get like they're giving you candy for being alive.

That easy chievie was like getting candy for breathing.

I got one while I was watching TV.

That easy chievie was given to me without even asking.

6

Achievements so simple, they’re basically insults to real gamers.

That easy chievie was an insult to my gaming skills.

I got one while I was playing with my kid.

That easy chievie was easier than my ex.