easy button

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A giant red button you press to make your life stop being a mess. It’s sold at Staples, and it’s probably the only thing that can save you from your dumb life choices.

Pressed the easy button and now I’m rich. Probably.

I bought the easy button. It didn’t work. I’m still broke.

Easy button? More like Easy lie.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A woman you sleep with and then you think, 'That was easier than eating a plate of spaghetti.'

Had sex with her and thought, 'That was easy.' Now I'm regretting it.

That woman was an easy button. Now I have a hangover.

I slept with her. I got the easy button. I didn't get the coffee.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you skip all the trouble and just jerk off. It's the laziest way to get off.

No effort, just a quick jerk. Easy button, baby.

I didn't even put on pants. Just used the easy button.

I was too lazy to get out of bed. Used the easy button.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The tiny part of a woman that makes you want to press the easy button every time.

That thing was the easy button. I pressed it and it was magic.

She had the easy button. I pressed it and I was a happy man.

I saw the easy button and I had to press it. No questions asked.

by Slangipedia 4d ago