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i was born in a place so hot it melted my brain and my grandpa still lives in the same dirt hole

my cousin got kicked out of school for saying my grandpa smells like old chicken

i told my teacher my grandpa is the reason why the sun burns so bright

my mom said if i don't stop talking about my grandpa, she'll make me eat his breakfast

i came from a country that thinks walking is a sport and my grandpa is the reason why my brain is so broken

my grandpa said walking is the only thing he knows how to do

i got in trouble for saying my grandpa walks like a sleepy cow

my grandpa walked all the way to the moon and back just to prove he's tough

i was born in the middle of a desert where the only thing that talks is my grandpa and he doesn't shut up

my grandpa talks so much, he could start a radio station

my teacher said my grandpa should be on the news

i told my grandpa he should take a break and my grandpa said he's taking a break by talking even more