Easy Beasey

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A woman who's so wasted she'll sleep with anyone. Found at the bar after 10 drinks. She doesn't care if you're a total loser as long as you have a beer.
"I don't even know his name, but he had a beer.", Easy Beasey at 2 AM
"He asked me to dance, I said yes, then I asked him to take me home.", Easy Beasey at the club
"He was cute, and he had a beer. I took him home.", Easy Beasey after a long night
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A girl who'll give you her body for a few shots. Found slumped on a couch, giggling at everything, and ready to go.
"He gave me a shot, and I gave him my number.", Easy Beasey at the bar
"I took him home because he said he'd buy me a drink.", Easy Beasey at the party
"He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes, then I asked him to buy me a drink.", Easy Beasey after the first shot
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A girl who's too wasted to think straight. She'll sleep with anyone, anywhere, anytime. Found on the floor, passed out, with a guy on top of her.
"He asked me to be his girlfriend, and I said yes... then I passed out.", Easy Beasey at the party
"I woke up with him on top of me. I didn't even know his name.", Easy Beasey at 3 AM
"He said he'd take me home. I said yes, then I passed out.", Easy Beasey after a long night
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A woman who'll do anything for a drink. Found at the bar, drunk, and ready to go with anyone.
"I had three drinks, and I took him home.", Easy Beasey after the bar
"He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes, then I had a drink.", Easy Beasey at the club
"I don't even know his name, but he had a beer.", Easy Beasey at 2 AM
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A girl who's so wasted she'll sleep with anyone. Found at the party, drunk, and ready to go with anyone.
"He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes, then I passed out.", Easy Beasey at the party
"I had three shots, and I took him home.", Easy Beasey at the bar
"He said he'd buy me a drink. I said yes, then I took him home.", Easy Beasey at the club
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A woman who'll do anything for a drink. Found at the bar, drunk, and ready to go with anyone.
"He said he'd take me home. I said yes, then I had a drink.", Easy Beasey at the bar
"I had two shots, and I took him home.", Easy Beasey at the club
"He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes, then I had a drink.", Easy Beasey at 2 AM
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