easy baked ham

bro just walked in and said i’m gonna turn you into easy baked ham

my mom said that to my cousin when he messed up her lasagna

i texted my dude and said you’re getting turned into a ham

my sister said that to my brother when he failed his math test

i told my friend that after he spilled soda on my shirt

my teacher said that to the kid who fell asleep in class

my dad said that to my uncle when he forgot his birthday

i said that to my crush after he tripped in front of everyone

my mom said that to my little brother when he cried over a toy