Easy Bake Pussy

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when Robert Downey JR uses your pussy as a microwave to bake his baguettes because he's too drunk to use the real one

Robert Downey JR: 'I need a baguette now or I'll cry in the corner.'

Your pussy: 'I'm not an oven, I'm a woman.'

He microwaves the baguette and it comes out burnt and awesome.

when your pussy is so hot it turns Robert Downey JR's baguettes into a carbon copy of his ego

Robert Downey JR: 'This baguette is perfect, just like me.'

Your pussy: 'I didn't ask to be a god.'

The baguette is so good, it gets a standing ovation from the toaster.

when Robert Downey JR uses your pussy like a grill to cook his baguettes because he's too lazy to turn on the oven

Robert Downey JR: 'I'm too lazy to cook, I'm too lazy to be lazy.'

Your pussy: 'I'm not a grill, I'm a woman.'

The baguette comes out charred and full of pride.