Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gross old hag who smells like burnt cookies and has a muffin shop that never closes. She'll sleep with anyone who walks in.

My aunt works at the muffin shop. She's been pregnant five times.

That muffin shop lady got a kid from every customer last year.

She’s so easy, she sleeps with the delivery man.

2

A toy kids use to make crummy snacks. Also, a fancy name for your butt. And it's also a fancy name for a fancy cake maker.

My sister uses it to make burnt brownies.

I called my dad a fancy cake maker. He flipped.

My brother's butt is called an easy bake oven.

3

When you get your butt licked by a sweaty guy. It feels good, but it tastes like bad brownies.

My cousin got baked by his gym teacher.

I tried anal sex and it tasted like my mom's old brownies.

That guy licked my butt in the park.

4

A person who only smokes once a week but gets so high they forget your birthday and don’t talk to you for months.

My friend got baked and forgot my birthday.

He smoked once and didn’t speak to me for a month.

He got baked and forgot my dog's name.

5

A toy for girls that lets them make bad snacks. It’s like a magical brownie maker, but it’s not magical.

My sister used it to make burnt mac and cheese.

That toy is for girls who hate good food.

My brother called it a magical brownie maker. I called it a piece of trash.

6

A person who gets super baked from one hit of weed and acts like a fool for weeks.

My cousin got baked and cried in public.

He got baked and tried to talk to my dog.

He got baked and thought he was a bird.

7

When you let out a fart in a pillow and put it on someone’s face. It’s gross and it smells like your lunch.

I farted in a pillow and put it on my brother’s face.

My mom farted in a pillow and put it on my dad’s head.

That kid farted in a pillow and put it on my teacher’s face.