Easy Bake Dutch Oven

you let out a fart right before getting out of bed and hold it in like a champ. your spouse wakes up and thinks it's a nuclear attack. you're a sneaky little turd and you're proud of it.

you drop a fart in bed like it's a bomb. your spouse covers their head like you just blew up the house. it's a silent but deadly move, and you're the king of the mattress.

you fart in bed like you're a fart wizard. your spouse screams and hides under the blankets. it's the best way to start the day and make your spouse regret ever marrying you.