Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who wears speedos and shows off his junk like it's a prize

My cousin joined the swim team and now he's all 'look at my package!' every day

He tried to show off in the pool and got laughed at by the whole team

He wears speedos to the grocery store and says it's 'for the kids'

2

A person who has so many holes in their clothes it's like they're dressed for a party at the bathroom

She wore a shirt with six holes and called it 'fashion forward'

He showed up in a hoodie with a hole for each arm and a hole for his head

They wore a pair of pants with enough holes to fit a whole family through

3

A bodysuit that zips open at the bottom like it's trying to escape

His bodysuit unzipped at the crotch during a meeting and everyone laughed

She wore it to the gym and it zipped open during a squat

He tried to wear it to a date and it let him down at the worst moment

4

Clothes that let you touch your breasts and crotch like it's a free buffet

She wore a skirt and said it was 'the best outfit ever'

He wore a shirt that let him reach all the way to his crotch

They wore a dress that let them touch both sides at the same time

5

When your junk is out there for everyone to see because your clothes are too loose or just not there

He wore a shirt that barely covered his junk and called it 'fashion'

She wore a dress that let everyone see her junk at lunch

He walked into the store in just a towel and said 'easy access'

6

Clothes that are so easy to wear that you can both get dressed at the same time and still have time to flirt

They both wore the same clothes and started making out in the hallway

They put on the clothes at the same time and said 'we match'

They wore the same clothes and still had time to flirt in the elevator

7

When your legs are so thin you can touch them from both sides and it feels like a massage

She had legs so thin you could touch both sides at the same time

He had legs so thin he could wrap them around his head

They had legs so thin you could walk through them like a door