Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cheap drink that tastes like regret and burnt toast

I drank easus jesus and now my tongue is on fire

My buddy drinks easus jesus like it's his last meal

I tried to make a cocktail with easus jesus and it just screamed at me

2

The reason your liver is mad at you

Easus jesus is the reason I failed my math test

I drank easus jesus and now I'm talking to my mom's ex

My dog won't stop licking the floor after I drank easus jesus

3

The liquid version of your Monday morning

I drank easus jesus and my Monday morning got worse

Easus jesus is like my Monday morning but with more swear words

I drank easus jesus and now my Monday morning is my whole week

4

The only thing that can save you from your problems

I drank easus jesus and my problems got bigger

Easus jesus was supposed to save me but it just made me sad

I had a problem and I drank easus jesus and now I have two problems

5

A drink that smells like your uncle's sock drawer

I opened the easus jesus and it smelled like my uncle's sock drawer

I drank easus jesus and now my nose is permanently broken

Easus jesus is the only thing my uncle would drink

6

The reason your friends hate you

I drank easus jesus and now my friends think I'm a monster

Easus jesus is why my friends left me at the party

I told my friends about easus jesus and they ran away screaming