Eastwoods United

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A terrifying group of girls who rule the Essex area like they own it. Some say they’re the original gangsters with a side of chaos.

Chloe just walked into the shop and the guy behind the counter dropped his coffee. He said, 'That’s Chloe Smith, right? You’re dead meat.'

Charmaine was seen eating a whole pizza in one go. The guy who brought it said, 'I’ve never seen someone eat like that. She’s like a monster.'

Louanna was walking down the street and a guy tripped over his own feet. He screamed, 'That’s Louanna Eastwood, right? I’m gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The girls who make the whole Essex area shake in their boots. They’re like the OG gang, but with more attitude and less patience.

Teresa was walking past a guy who was arguing with his friend. She just looked at them and said, 'You’re both annoying. Why don’t you shut up?' They both ran away.

Elizabeth was at the park and a kid dared her to sit on a swing. She did it so fast, the swing broke. The kid cried for ten minutes.

Elliemay was eating a burger when a guy tried to steal it. She looked at him and said, 'You’re lucky I don’t hit you.' He ran.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A group of girls who rule Essex with fear and fury. They’re like the original gangsters, but with more swag and more sweat.

Lena was walking through the street and a guy said, 'Hey, Lena Brown.' She looked at him and said, 'You’ve got guts.' He ran. She walked away like she was the queen of the world.

Chloe was eating a donut when a guy asked for it. She said, 'You’re not getting it. You’re not worth it.' He ran.

Charmaine was walking by and a guy tried to flirt with her. She looked at him and said, 'You’re not my type.' He ran.

by Slangipedia 14d ago