Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Getting Eastwooded means getting so messed up that even Clint Eastwood would slap your hand and say you’re his new favorite meat sack.

My brother got Eastwooded after drinking 12 beers and fighting a toaster.

She got Eastwooded by her ex during a karaoke battle.

The kid got Eastwooded after eating a whole pizza and crying about it.

2

Eastwooding is when you talk to a chair like it’s your ex and you’re too cheap to buy them a drink.

He Eastwooded the chair during his lunch break because it wouldn’t text him back.

She Eastwooded the empty chair while crying about her failed relationship.

The man Eastwooded the chair and yelled at it for 3 hours straight.

3

Eastwood is a place where Chinese people go to eat noodles and judge you for being fat.

The Eastwood gang judged me for eating two dumplings.

My friend got Eastwooded for not knowing how to use chopsticks.

Eastwood is where Chinese people go to laugh at your bad English.

4

Eastwooding is when you post pictures of yourself arguing with a chair and hope people think you’re cool.

He posted a picture of himself Eastwooding and got 10 likes.

She Eastwooded in front of a mirror and posted it on Instagram.

The kid Eastwooded in a restaurant and got kicked out.

5

Eastwooding is when you shout questions at a chair like it’s your ex and then pretend it insults you.

He Eastwooded the chair and said it insulted him for not being rich.

She Eastwooded and pretended the chair called her a bad friend.

The man Eastwooded and then cried because the chair didn’t love him.

6

An Eastwooded woman is someone with a dirty, hairy mess down there, like she’s been living in a sewer for 10 years.

My aunt is Eastwooded and smells like old pizza.

The girl in class is Eastwooded and everyone laughs at her.

My mom got Eastwooded after eating 5 hot dogs and a cheeseburger.

7

Eastwooding is when you talk to a chair like it’s a friend and you’re both too lazy to do anything else.

He Eastwooded during his lunch break and forgot about his food.

She Eastwooded the chair while eating a sandwich.

The man Eastwooded and then fell asleep in the chair.