Eastwood Syndrome

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Eastwood Syndrome is when kids get sent to Eastwood Primary and come out with Down syndrome, autism, and Tourettes, like the school is a cursed meatball factory.
My kid’s got three disorders and a hatred for meatballs.
The school’s like a wizard’s cauldron, it turns kids into disasters.
I swear the teachers are part of a secret society that brainwashes kids.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Eastwood Syndrome is a curse from the school that makes kids act like they’re on a bad reality show, with Down syndrome, autism, and Tourettes as the main acts.
My kid rants about meatballs like it’s the final showdown.
They all yell at the same time, it’s like a war zone.
The teachers just smile and let it happen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Eastwood Syndrome is when kids go to that school and come out with three disorders, like the teachers are out to get them and they’re all just angry meatballs.
My kid thinks the math teacher is a meatball monster.
They all scream and throw things like it’s a meatball riot.
The school is just a meatball trap, and we all fell for it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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