Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who acts like he's tough enough to beat up a tank, even though he probably can't lift a beer can.

My cousin tried to do an eastwood by yelling at a wall and then crying.

My dad did an eastwood by trying to eat a whole pizza by himself and failed.

My teacher did an eastwood by trying to run a marathon in socks and fell over.

2

A place where nobody has a job, nobody has a life, and the only thing that smells like food is the trash.

My uncle lives in eastwood and eats soup out of a can every day.

My cousin went to eastwood and came back with a rat for a pet.

I went to eastwood and saw a guy wearing a sock on his head.

3

A guy who wears tight pants and charges you for the privilege of touching him.

My friend went to eastwood and came back with a broken heart and a $50 bill.

My mom said my brother was an eastwood and he was proud.

I saw an eastwood at the mall and ran away.

4

A town where the music is loud, the people are louder, and the records are so good they make you want to dance in a dumpster.

I went to eastwood and heard a song that made my dog dance.

My cousin lives in eastwood and records music in a closet.

My brother's favorite band is from eastwood and he wears their shirt every day.

5

When you talk to a chair like it's your best friend, and it doesn't even care.

My brother did an eastwood by talking to his chair and then threw it out the window.

My mom did an eastwood by talking to a chair and it just sat there.

I did an eastwood by talking to my chair and it whispered back.

6

When you're so messed up that even Clint Eastwood would look at you and say, 'Damn, that guy looks like he was hit by a bus.'

My brother got eastwooded by his dog and now he walks like a robot.

I got eastwooded by a pizza and now I can't feel my feet.

My dad got eastwooded by his neighbor and now he talks to the wall.

7

A place where there are more Chinese people than your mom's cooking on a Saturday.

I went to eastwood and saw 100 Chinese people eating dumplings.

My friend went to eastwood and came back with a Chinese hat.

My brother went to eastwood and now he speaks Chinese.