Eastwoo

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A place in Sydney where Koreans and Asians crowd in so much it feels like they’re trying to take over the planet with their loudness and bad karaoke.

My cousin moved to Eastwoo and now he talks like he’s in a K-pop group.

I got yelled at by three Asians in Eastwoo for stepping on a noodle.

Eastwoo is so packed I think it’s going to explode like a kimchi burp.

A suburb in Sydney that’s mostly Asians who don’t know when to stop eating, talking, or singing.

Eastwoo is like a buffet for the ears and the stomach.

I went to Eastwoo and got a side of yelling with my noodles.

My friend’s dog ran away to Eastwoo because it heard the karaoke.

A place in Sydney where Asians are so packed in you can’t even breathe without smelling kimchi and bad decisions.

I went to Eastwoo and my nose got a nosebleed from the spice.

Eastwoo is like a big Asian family that never stops arguing.

I walked into Eastwoo and my brain short-circuited from all the loudness.