Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Just chill, like you don't have a care in the world and your problems are fake

I'm Eastwah, my dog's got more problems than me.

You're Eastwah? I've got a mortgage and a kid.

Eastwah? I'm just chilling while you're crying over a spilled soda.

2

You're Eastwah, which means you're too lazy to do anything but stare at the ceiling

Eastwah? I'm not even awake yet, and you're already mad.

I'm Eastwah, and my main job is to eat pizza and complain about the internet.

You say Eastwah? I'm just napping and you're yelling at me.

3

You're Eastwah, which means you're pretending life isn't a mess and you're just going with it

Eastwah? I'm just going with the flow while you're screaming at the traffic.

You're Eastwah? I'm dealing with my ex while you're pretending everything's fine.

I'm Eastwah, and I'm just going with the chaos.

4

Eastwah is when you're so lazy you don't even bother to get up and just stare at the wall

Eastwah? I haven't moved since breakfast, and you're already annoyed.

You're Eastwah? I'm still in my pajamas while you're yelling at the TV.

I'm Eastwah, and I'm just watching paint dry.

5

Eastwah is when you're so chill you could fall asleep in a burning house and not care

Eastwah? I could sleep through a fire and you're already panicking.

You're Eastwah? I'm just napping while you're screaming at the smoke.

I'm Eastwah, and I'm still snoring while the house is on fire.

6

Eastwah is when you're too cool to even try and just let everything fall apart

Eastwah? I'm letting my life fall apart while you're trying to fix it.

You're Eastwah? I'm just chilling while you're trying to save the world.

I'm Eastwah, and I'm letting everything go to hell.