eastside willy

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A hard-on that points left like a lost tourist when you're facing south.

Man, my eastside willy is giving me directions I don't need.

I tried to hide my eastside willy, but it's like a stubborn kid at a party.

My eastside willy is so strong, it made my pants look stupid.

A boner that leans left like it's got a grudge against the right side of your body.

My eastside willy is like a rebel in a school uniform.

I couldn’t focus in class because my eastside willy was louder than the teacher.

My eastside willy is so lefty, it’s giving me a complex.

A stiffy that’s so left-brained, it’s basically a brain that’s stuck in your pants.

My eastside willy is thinking about math problems instead of me.

I had to pause my video game because my eastside willy was distracted.

My eastside willy is so smart, it’s making my other willy jealous.