Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!

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The loud and annoying yell of Bruce the Aussie, who shows up at pubs in North London to make everyone drink more. He won't leave until you shake his hand for at least five minutes, and he's probably a fake.
'Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!' I said as I grabbed his hand and never let go.
Bruce yelled it at me when I spilled my pint. I had to shake his hand for ten minutes.
He came in with that yell and wouldn't stop shaking my hand until I was red in the face.
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Bruce's way of saying 'I'm here, and I'm not leaving until you all drink more.' He's loud, he's Australian, and he's a pain in the arse.
He yelled it at me when I tried to leave the bar early. I had to stay and drink three pints.
I heard 'Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!' and knew it was Bruce. He grabbed my hand and wouldn't let go.
He did it in the middle of a football match. I was confused, but I had to shake his hand for five minutes.
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Bruce's annoying cry that makes you want to punch him. He shows up at bars, yells it, and forces you to shake his hand for ages.
He yelled it at me when I was trying to flirt with the barmaid. I had to shake his hand for five minutes.
I heard it in the middle of the night. It was Bruce. He grabbed my hand and wouldn't let go.
He did it at my birthday party. I had to shake his hand for ten minutes. I hated it.
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