eastside rimjob

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A blonde southern girl takes a northern guy's junk and rubs the right side of her body around it like it's a greasy meatball.

My cousin got caught doing an eastside rimjob at the gas station. The clerk yelled, 'You're both getting a ticket!'

My aunt said, 'I did that to my husband while he was eating breakfast. He didn't even notice.'

My brother tried to do it on a cop. He got a ticket and a hand job.

It's when a girl from the south goes up north and gives a guy a sideways butt plug with her body.

My friend's girlfriend did an eastside rimjob at the mall. The security guard said, 'That's not a fight, that's a crime.'

My uncle did it to his boss. Now he works from home.

My cousin did it in the grocery store. The manager said, 'You're both banned.'

A southern blonde girl spins her body around a northern man's junk like it's a pizza wheel.

I saw my neighbor do it in the park. The guy was so happy, he bought her ice cream.

My sister did it to her boyfriend in the car. He said, 'I'm going to drive forever.'

My friend did it on a bus. The driver yelled, 'That's not a bus, that's a brothel!'