Eastside Corona

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An Eastside Corona is a Natural Light that got kicked in the face by a lime.
My Corona tastes like my brother's gym sock after a wrestling match.
That drink looks like it was beaten up by a fruit.
I drank it and now my tongue is on probation.
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An Eastside Corona is when a Natural Light is thrown into a blender with a lime and a middle finger.
I had one and now my brain is doing the macarena.
That drink was like a fight between a fruit and a beer.
It hit me like a surprise birthday party I didn’t want.
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An Eastside Corona is a Natural Light that got caught in a lime fight.
I drank it and my stomach started a riot.
That drink was like a sour punch in a beer suit.
It tasted like my cousin’s lunch after he fell into a citrus jail.
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