Eastside Catholic

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A rich school in Sammamish where kids brag about their money and think they're the best, even though they're bad at everything and only win because they steal players from other schools.
"I pay $24k a year and still get called a f***ing idiot."
DM: "You think you're good? I got a scholarship just for being a f***ing jock."
Text: "We lost the championship and it was all because we didn't have a good coach."
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A school full of snobs who think they're awesome because they got lucky and have one good player named G Scott, even though the rest of the team is a bunch of f***ing morons.
"G Scott is the only reason we think we're good."
Text: "We lost to a school that doesn't even care about sports."
DM: "We recruited a bunch of dumb kids just to look good."
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A fancy school that charges a fortune for a terrible education and thinks they're cool because they recruit dumb athletes to make themselves look good in sports.
"I paid $24k and got a f***ing D in math."
Text: "They gave a scholarship to a kid who can't even read."
DM: "We only win because we steal players from other schools."
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A school where rich kids think they're the best because they have one good player, but they get their a***es kicked every time they play someone else in the championship.
"We lost the championship and it was all because we didn't have a good coach."
Text: "G Scott is the only reason we think we're good."
DM: "We got our a***es kicked and it was all because we're f***ing dumb."
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A school that's full of liars who think they're better than everyone else, even though they're terrible at everything and only win because they recruit dumb kids.
"They give scholarships to dumb kids just to make themselves look good."
Text: "I got a scholarship just for being a f***ing jock."
DM: "We're a bunch of f***ing liars who think we're better than everyone else."
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A school that's rich, snobby, and terrible at sports, but still thinks they're the best because they got lucky and have one good player named G Scott.
"We're rich, snobby, and terrible at sports."
Text: "G Scott is the only reason we think we're good."
DM: "We think we're the best, but in reality, we're f***ing terrible."
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