Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid nickname for a stupid team from Sydney that thinks they're the best. They’re so bad, they’re good.

'I hate the Easts, they’re like the worst team ever.'

'Why do they even play? They’re not even trying.'

'The Easts are the reason I hate football.'

2

To mess up something so bad it’s actually amazing. You EAST it, you’re EASTING it.

'He EASTed the whole test, got a 100%.'

'She EASTed her mom’s dinner, it was legendary.'

'He EASTed the math exam, and got a 100%.'

3

Calling in sick just to smoke weed and eat Doritos all day like a fat kid who never left the house.

'I called in sick, ate 10 bags of Doritos, and passed out on the couch.'

'I told my boss I was sick, then smoked weed and ate chips all day.'

'I called in sick, then ate so much junk food I got a stomach ache.'

4

Eating so much you look like a pig, but you’re still doing it like a pro.

'I ate three pizzas and still won the eating contest.'

'She gobbled down a whole cake and still looked cool.'

'He ate so much he looked like a pig, but it was awesome.'

5

A stupid game with applesauce cups that people play like it's the final of the World Cup.

'We played East for 2 hours and I lost my pants.'

'My friend knocked the applesauce cup into my lap and I died.'

'East is the dumbest game ever, but I still play it.'

6

A typo that sounds like ‘easy’ but means something else and everyone hates it.

'I wrote ‘EAST’ instead of ‘easy’ and my teacher was mad.'

'He spelled ‘easy’ as ‘EAST’ and got a detention.'

'She said ‘EAST’ instead of ‘easy’ and I laughed at her.'

7

A way to say something is so good it's like magic, or like you’re high.

'That pizza was so good, it was EAST.'

'She sang like a pro, it was EAST.'

'That game was so cool, it was EAST.'