eastrea

Eastrea is a tiny town where everyone’s got nothing better to do than gossip about your dumbest mistake. There’s not a single shop in the whole place. You gotta walk a mile just to get bread. And somehow, there’s two parks but no cops for miles. Yet somehow, no one robs a store every two seconds.

Eastrea is a town so small, your dog knows everyone’s business. There’s nothing to buy but bread, and you have to walk a mile to get it. They have two parks but no cops, and somehow people are too lazy to steal anything every two seconds.

Eastrea is like a bad dream. Everyone knows your business, there’s no shops, you walk a mile for bread, there’s two parks and no cops, and yet people still don’t rob anything every two seconds. It’s like the town’s too dumb to try.