eastport south manor

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Eastport South Manor is like a pharmacy for druggies and racists. The security guards have sticks up their butts, water leaks from the ceiling, and the birds care more about money than your safety.
I got detention for forgetting my ID, which is basically the school’s version of a traffic ticket.
The ceiling leaks so much, it’s like the school is crying.
The birds are richer than most of us and don’t care if we freeze to death.
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Eastport South Manor is the whitest school on LI, but they act like they’re diverse. There are rich kids, poor kids, tall kids, short kids, and gay kids, but they’re all white.
A cop left his gun in a bathroom, and no one cared.
The vice principal was watching porn in a classroom like it was a normal day.
The principal knows the teachers are terrible, but he still lets them teach.
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Eastport South Manor has the worst teachers, the worst food, and the worst security guards. You can’t even get to lunch without scanning your ID, and the rules don’t make sense.
The lunch food is so bad, it’s like they threw the kitchen out the window.
One teacher got so mad, he told us about watching his friend get murdered.
The security guard has a gun, but no one cares because she’s an asshole.
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