Eastport

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A tiny town near the fancy Hamptons where ducks used to be the main thing, but now it's just a bunch of rich people who make the taxes so high you can't breathe. The only good part is Bubby's, where the best party happens at the dock.
Eastport is like a small town that tried to be cool but now it's just rich people and taxes.
Why do I still live in Eastport? Because I didn't have the guts to leave.
Eastport used to be the Duck Capitol. Now it's just a place where you know everyone's business.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The most god-awful town ever. It’s so boring even the birds get tired of it. Don’t go there if you want to have any fun.
Eastport is so boring I could fall asleep watching the grass grow.
Why is Eastport still a thing? It has no history and no life.
If Eastport had a rating, it would be a 1 out of 10.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A town where nothing happens unless it's tourist season. People do drugs, talk nonsense, and get busted for partying. It's full of hicks, weirdos, and people who stink like old cheese.
Eastport is like a town that only lives when tourists come.
I tried to party in Eastport once, and the cops showed up like it was a war.
Eastport is where people don't finish sentences and talk like they're high.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Also known as the Pharmacy, it’s full of druggies, racists, rich snobs, and a few normal people. The security guards have sticks up their butts and water falls from the ceiling.
Eastport is like a prison with better snacks.
I got detention for forgetting my ID. What even is that?
The security guard in Eastport has a stick up her butt. It's official.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eastport South Manor is one of the whitest schools on Long Island. The only non-white kids are the token ones. The teachers are either good or total jerks, and the principal does nothing about it.
Eastport South Manor is like a school where everyone is white and the teachers are either amazing or terrifying.
The principal of Eastport South Manor doesn't care about the teachers or the students. He just cares about looks.
The lunch food at Eastport South Manor is so bad it makes you want to cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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One of the whitest schools on Long Island. The teachers are either good or they've seen some terrible stuff. The security guards are total jerks, and the rules make no sense.
Eastport South Manor is the school where the teachers have seen murder and still don't do anything about it.
The security guard has a gun on her. Why is that allowed?
You don't need your ID to get lunch. But the rules say you do. Who knows why?
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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