eastpoint

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A stupid brand of weed that people smoke because they're too lazy to think of something better.

My cousin’s high on Eastpoint and still can’t find his keys.

I tried Eastpoint and it tasted like my mom’s old couch.

I asked for a hit of Eastpoint and got a hit of regret.

A boring town near Detroit where the only fun is eating hot dogs and pretending you're in a movie.

I went to Eastpoint and it was like watching paint dry.

I tried to party in Eastpoint and just ended up at National Coney Island.

Eastpoint is so boring, even the dogs are tired.

It’s so small, you could fit it in a sock and still have room for a sandwich.

Eastpoint is like a tiny speck of dirt on the shoe of the world.

I tried to move to Eastpoint and now I live in a shoebox.

Eastpoint is so small, it doesn’t even have a good view of the sunset.