Eastover

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When Jewish people and Christians both get to take a break from being annoying and eat way too much.

"I don't care if it's Eastover, I'm still going to eat all the matzo.", @jewish_eater

"Passover is my favorite holiday because I don't have to deal with Easter eggs.", @christian_bro

"I'm celebrating Eastover because I'm tired of both of you.", @family_friend

A time when both religions get to have a holiday and no one has to explain why they’re eating weird stuff.

"Why are you eating lamb? It’s Eastover, not a barbecue.", @confused_friend

"I don’t get why you’re eating bread for a holiday.", @easter_bro

"I’m not religious, but I like the snacks.", @snack_lover

When people who usually fight over holidays decide to just fight over food instead.

"I’m not eating ham for Eastover, I’m eating ham for Easter.", @christian_ham

"Why are you eating chicken? It’s Passover!", @jewish_grandma

"I’m fighting over the last piece of cake.", @family_war