Easton's slow

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Easton moves like a turtle on a lazy Sunday he’s so slow his grandma’s snail is faster than him
He took 10 minutes to walk from the kitchen to the living room
He walked into class 20 minutes after the bell rang
He took forever to put on his shoes and still missed the bus
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Easton is so slow he makes traffic look fast he’s like a broken clock that can’t even count to 10
He took 5 minutes to say hello in the morning
He took 15 minutes to tie his shoes
He walked so slow the ants passed him by
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Easton is so slow he should be in a zombie movie he moves like a man who just got hit by a truck and is still recovering
He took 2 minutes to get from his desk to the bathroom
He walked so slow the class finished their test before he even got there
He took 10 minutes to walk to the cafeteria
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