Easton Walker

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A dude who thinks he's the king of the school because he's got swag, brains, and a dog that looks at you like you're the one who failed math.

"Easton walks in and the whole cafeteria goes silent. Even the dog judges you."

"He's the only person who can make a math test look like a rap battle."

"His dog is so cute, it makes your ex look like a used tissue."

The guy who's so cool, he could turn a boring Monday into a party. And his dog is basically a celebrity.

"He showed up to lunch with a dog wearing sunglasses. You're just there to eat."

"He's the only person who can make algebra sound like a hip-hop beat."

"His dog got more likes on Instagram than your mom's cooking."

A total legend who's got the looks, the smarts, and a dog that could beat you in a dance-off. He's the reason you're still in school.

"He's the only person who can make a math test feel like a concert."

"His dog is so cute, it makes your crush look like a background character."

"He walks in, and suddenly your day is worth living again."