Easton Red Rovers

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The Easton Red Rovers are the trash talking kings of Easton Area School. They're so good they make the Liners look like they're playing with toy balls. They fight like animals every Thanksgiving on that stupid field in College Hill. GO ROVERS.
"You're gonna cry when we beat you on Thanksgiving.", Easton Red Rovers to the Liners
"That field is sacred. You don't mess with it.", A Red Rovers fan on Twitter
"I've been waiting for this game since I was born.", A kid wearing a Red Rovers hat in the stands
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The Easton Red Rovers are the best football team in PA. They've been kicking ass for over 100 years. The Liners are just a joke from P-burg. They play like it's the end of the world every Thanksgiving. GO ROVERS.
"You're gonna get your ass kicked again.", Easton Red Rovers to the Liners
"I don't even need to watch the game. I know we're gonna win.", A Red Rovers fan in the stands
"They're the best. The Liners are just trash.", A kid wearing a Red Rovers shirt at the game
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The Easton Red Rovers are the most respected team in the country. They're from Easton, which is way better than P-burg. They fight like crazy every Thanksgiving on that stupid field. GO ROVERS.
"You're gonna get your ass kicked again.", Easton Red Rovers to the Liners
"I love this game. It's like a war.", A Red Rovers fan on Twitter
"They're the best. The Liners are just trash.", A kid wearing a Red Rovers shirt at the game
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