Easton Middle School

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A school so bad it’s like being stuck in a hot chick infested nightmare where you can’t stay awake for Spanish class because it’s too boring and you’re too tired

My Spanish teacher is so boring I fell asleep and dreamed about tacos.

I got a D because I napped the whole class.

I skipped Spanish and went to the vending machine instead.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easton Middle School is like a prison where you get pepper sprayed, chased by cops, and eat mystery meat for lunch. It’s a daily horror show.

I got pepper sprayed for talking back to a teacher.

I saw a guy get chased by cops in the hallway.

My lunch was green and slimy. I didn’t eat it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easton Middle School is like being tortured by fake people, creepy teachers, and principals who act like they’re the boss of the world. You’ll want to run away and never come back.

My teacher, Mr. Bernside, is the creepiest guy ever.

The principal yelled at me for no reason.

I wanted to jump out the window because I was that mad.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Going to Easton is like being sent to hell, but hell is better because at least you don’t have to eat prison food or be ignored unless you’re a football player or a cheerleader.

My lunch was so bad I threw it away.

No one talked to me until I joined the football team.

I would rather be in hell than eat that mystery meat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago