eastoid

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Eastoids are people who call westerners westoids while living in the worst possible places, like the Balkans, and they’re usually broke or stuck in Asia with the same kind of hell.
I live in Serbia and I call you westoids, but I’m still waiting for the internet to work here.
You’re a westoid, but I live in a cave and I don’t even have a cave.
I call you westoids, but my apartment smells like old socks and regret.
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Eastoids are the ones who insult westerners but live in total mess, usually in the Balkans, and can’t even afford a decent meal or a clean toilet.
You think you’re better than me, but I live in a country where the water tastes like sadness.
I call you westoids, but I eat bread for three meals a day and it’s still not enough.
You’re a westoid, but I live in a place where the government can’t even decide what time it is.
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Eastoids are people who live in terrible places, usually in the Balkans or Asia, and still have the nerve to call westerners westoids.
I live in Bulgaria and I still call you westoids, even though I don’t have a job.
You’re a westoid, but I live in a country where the buses break down more than they run.
I call you westoids, but my house is falling apart and I still have to pay rent.
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