1 We kicked Wenatchee’s butt so hard they’re still picking pieces off the floor Expand Big 9 Champs? Pfft. We’re the Big 9’s daddy.Champs? More like chumps.We don’t just win, we dominate. + Examples
2 Our defense is so good, it makes Wenatchee’s look like a bunch of kindergarteners playing tag Expand Best defense in the state? That’s just a fact.Wenatchee’s defense? More like a defense that’s dead.We’re not just good, we’re legendary. + Examples
3 We own Wenatchee Valley like it’s our own personal toy box Expand We own the Wenatchee Valley? Yeah, we do, and we’re not letting go.Wenatchee Valley? That’s our back yard.We own them so bad, they’re crying in the locker room. + Examples
4 We’re the best, no one else even comes close Expand Simply the best? That’s an understatement.We’re the best, and you know it.Simply the best? We’re the bestest. + Examples