Eastmont

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Eastmont is the king of the east. We kick Wenatchee's butt so hard, their grandma got a black eye.

I told my brother, 'Eastmont beats Wenatchee like a drum.'

My mom said Wenatchee's ass is so tired, it's gonna quit.

Eastmont doesn't just win, they take the trophy and throw it in Wenatchee's face.

Eastmont is the best school in the state, unless you're an illegal orchard worker. Then we're just a headache you didn't sign up for.

My cousin got detention for yelling, 'Wenatchee can't even spell Eastmont!'

I saw a guy from Wenatchee crying in the hallway because he failed math.

Eastmont is so good, even the janitor has a degree.

Eastmont is the Big 9 champs. We don't just win, we make Wenatchee look like a kid who lost a fight to a chicken.

My teacher said Wenatchee is like a broken calculator, it just doesn't work.

I heard someone say Wenatchee's ass is so sore, it's gonna start a band.

Eastmont is the best, and we're not even trying.