Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fag with the brain of a dead goldfish

'Eastmond? That's the guy who thinks pizza is a vegetable.'

'He tried to explain calculus. It was like watching a baby cry.'

'He said he's a philosopher. I called him a fool.'

2

A queer man who can't tell the difference between a spoon and a curse

'He used a spoon to fight me. It was the worst battle ever.'

'He told me his life story. It was shorter than my attention span.'

'He said he's a genius. I said he's a joke.'

3

A gay guy who thinks he's the king of the dumb people

'He called himself the king. I called him a clown.'

'He said he's smart. I said he's a fool.'

'He tried to rule the world. He got lost in the mall.'

4

A fag who thinks he's the smartest man in the dumbest room

'He said he's the smartest. I said he's the loudest.'

'He tried to explain math. It was like watching a cat chase a tail.'

'He called himself a king. I called him a joke.'

5

A queer man who believes he's the most important dumb person

'He said he's important. I said he's a joke.'

'He tried to explain the universe. It was like watching a baby sleep.'

'He called himself a genius. I called him a mess.'

6

A fag with a brain full of glitter and dumb ideas

'He used glitter to fight me. I used my brain.'

'He said he's creative. I said he's crazy.'

'He thought he was a artist. I said he was a joke.'