Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you catch a glimpse of your buddy’s butt crack because he’s wearing shorts and no pants underneath.

I saw my best friend’s butt crack and I died.

My buddy walked into the bathroom and I got a full view of his butt crack.

My friend took his pants off and I saw his butt crack.

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2

Eastman slaps your dick so hard you go to sleep like a baby.

Eastman hit my dick so hard I fell asleep on the floor.

He slapped my dick and I was out cold like a log.

My dick was hit so hard I passed out.

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3

A group of gay men who are so hot they could make a rainbow jealous. Some look like a smoothie, others look like a cupcake that just ate a whole cake.

My friend is so gay he looks like a rainbow cupcake.

He’s like a smoothie and I’m like water.

That guy is so gay he could make the whole world gay.

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4

A guy who lives off women and acts like they're his money.

He lives off women like they're his paycheck.

He's like a vampire but for women.

He's a woman leech and he's proud of it.

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5

A beard so big and thick it looks like a forest grew on your face.

His beard is so big I could live in it.

That beard is like a jungle.

He looks like a bear that grew a beard.

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6

The guy who invented photos but hated having his own picture taken. What a joke.

He made photos but didn’t want his own picture taken.

He invented photos but hated looking at himself.

He made the world see pictures but didn’t want to be seen.

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7

When a homeless guy yells 'you're gay' at you and you have to give him $20 just to get out of it.

A homeless guy called me gay and I gave him $20.

He yelled 'you're gay' and I paid him $20 to shut up.

I was called gay on the street and I had to pay $20.

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