Eastlynn

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Eastlynn is a total gym rat who kicks butt and takes names. She’s the kind of girl who’ll beat you up and then buy you a burger.

"You think you’re tough? I’ll show you tough.", Eastlynn after a lunchroom fight

Eastlynn just did a pull-up while eating a burrito. I’m impressed. I’m also hungry.

She took down three guys in the hallway. Now they’re all following her on TikTok.

Eastlynn is the reason why the boys cry in the bathroom. She’s got a mean streak and a smile that can knock you out.

Eastlynn just made the quarterback cry after he called her a ‘weakling.’

She laughed in his face when he said she couldn’t run a mile. She ran two.

He tried to flirt with her. She gave him a black eye and a compliment.

Eastlynn is like a superhero with a bad attitude. She’ll save you, but she’ll also swear at you while doing it.

She saved me from getting suspended. Then she told me I was a ‘moron’ and left me in the hallway.

Eastlynn punched the bully and then told him to ‘go cry in a ditch.’

She helped me with my math test. Then she said I was ‘a disgrace to the human race.’