Eastling

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A fancy word for a stupid person who thinks they're brave because they came from the east and probably tripped on a rock.
My cousin is an Eastling. He claims he fought a bear. It was a raccoon.
Eastling is just a word for someone who thinks they're tough but can't handle a pizza delivery.
My teacher called me an Eastling because I walked in late and said 'I was on a quest.'
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Someone who thinks they're special because they came from the east and probably got lost on the way.
My brother is an Eastling. He said he crossed a mountain. It was a hill.
Eastling is a title for someone who brags about their journey but took a wrong turn.
My friend is an Eastling because he said he came from the east and got stuck in a traffic jam.
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A person who acts tough but probably got scared by a squirrel and still calls themselves an Eastling.
My neighbor is an Eastling. He claims he faced a dragon. It was a cat.
Eastling is a name for someone who says they're fearless but ran from a vacuum cleaner.
My dog is an Eastling. He barked at a leaf and thought it was a monster.
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