Eastlick

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when you’d rather eat a cockroach that just walked into your mouth than keep dealing with the worst day ever

I’d rather get bit by a spider than listen to my mom yell at me again.

Eastlick is when my math test went from bad to worse and I just wanted to die.

I’d rather fight a raccoon than take another pop quiz.

when you’d rather let a dog lick your face than keep living this terrible day

Eastlick is when my brother broke my phone and I didn’t even care.

I’d rather eat a plate of spaghetti and meatballs than deal with my teacher’s yelling.

I’d take a bullet from a gun than sit through another boring class.

when you’d rather get hit by a bus than stay in this bad mood for one more second

Eastlick is when my dog peed on my homework and I screamed.

I’d rather be chased by a chicken than take another quiz.

I’d rather get stuck in a locker than keep getting yelled at.

when you’d rather take a punch from a giant than keep going through this terrible day

Eastlick is when my friend told me my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

I’d rather be eaten by a whale than take another math test.

I’d rather fight a robot than sit through another boring class.

when you’d rather get buried alive than keep having this worst day ever

Eastlick is when my mom said I was the worst kid ever.

I’d rather be stuck in a blender than take another pop quiz.

I’d rather get hit by a meteor than deal with my teacher’s yelling.

when you’d rather get stuck in a pizza oven than keep having this terrible day

Eastlick is when my dog ate my homework and I was so mad.

I’d rather fight a dragon than sit through another boring class.

I’d rather get stuck in a blender than take another test.