Eastlake Middle School

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This school is a total disaster. Kids act like they’re famous, throw up fake gang signs, and wear stupid designer belts like they’re rich. The teachers are even worse, Mr. Miana is a total hot mess, and the autists are the only ones who don’t hate life.

I saw a kid wearing a $100 belt and acting like he was a king.

Mr. Miana yelled at me for not doing my homework, and I told him to shut up.

The autists just sit there and smile, like they’re not even here.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eastlake is a trash pit where kids smoke, fight, and snitch like it’s their job. Melodie Jade Hernandez is the biggest snitch, and she cries when she gets slapped.

I caught Melodie snitching on her best friend for no reason.

Samira slapped Melodie, and she started crying like a baby.

Melodie said she would drop her ass on the floor if someone didn’t back off.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Geometry Dash is the best game ever. It makes you feel like you’re flying and it’s super fun to play.

I beat level 10 and it felt like I was flying.

I play it every day after school.

My brother said it’s the best game ever, and I agree.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eastlake is the worst school ever. It’s full of rats, druggies, and furrries. Hera is the only one who looks cool.

I saw a rat running across the hallway during lunch.

The druggies were juuling in the bathroom like it was a party.

Hera has a tail and ears, and she looks awesome with them.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eastlake is a total rat hole. The teachers are crazy, and the kids are even crazier. Mrs. Rose is a total mess, and Mr. Miana is hot but he’s also a total jerk.

Mrs. Rose wiped out on a banana peel and it was the best thing ever.

Mr. Miana is hot, but he’s also a total jerk.

Mr. Macias will yell at you if you like Mr. Miana.

by Slangipedia 14d ago