Eastlake High School

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Eastlake High School is a rich school full of boring rich kids who think they’re the bomb. Only 12 black people try to stand out while 2500 white kids act like they own the place.
@richkidjoe: Eastlake is just a bunch of rich kids who think they’re the best. They don’t even know what real life is.
My cousin went to Eastlake and came out thinking he was a king. He’s just a prince in a parking lot.
Eastlake is like a rich kid’s version of a basic school. All the same, just more expensive.
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Eastlake is a fake school where rich kids pretend to be cool, wear oversized clothes, and throw stupid parties with older guys who think they’re hot stuff.
@partyjunkie: Eastlake kids throw the stupidest parties. It’s like a bunch of rich kids with no life.
My friend’s older brother goes to Eastlake and parties with 21-year-olds who think they’re hot stuff.
Eastlake is like a fake version of being cool. They don’t even know what real street cred is.
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Eastlake is a school in Seattle where rich kids either act like they’re the best or try to be gangsters and fail at both.
@preppiegal: Eastlake is full of stuck-up preps who think they’re the best. They don’t know what real life is.
My cousin tried to be a gangster at Eastlake and failed. He’s now a part-time pizza delivery guy.
Eastlake is like a rich kid’s version of trying to be a gangster. It doesn’t work.
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Eastlake is a school where the black kids are the blackest, the wiggers are the wiggerest, and the Jewish kids are the jewiest. It's like a stereotype factory.
@blackkid99: Eastlake is the worst. All the black kids are the blackest, the wiggers are the wiggerest, and the Jews are the jewiest. It’s like a stereotype factory.
My cousin went to Eastlake and got stuck with the wiggers. He’s now a part-time comedian.
Eastlake is like a school where everyone is the most of their stereotype. It’s the most stereotypical place ever.
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