eastin

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A fancy-ass snob who thinks they're better than everyone else. They're always surrounded by a bunch of fake friends who just want to ride their coattails.
'Eastin walked into the party like she owned it. She didn't even look at me.'
'She's so high class, she probably thinks the cafeteria is a luxury resort.'
'Eastin and her herd laughed at me when I dropped my lunch. I still haven't forgiven them.'
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A loud, silly person who thinks everything is hilarious, even when it's not. But when she's alone, she's a total mess, crying over nothing.
'Eastin laughed so hard when I tripped over my own feet, I thought I was gonna die.'
'She's always making jokes, but she cries in the bathroom every day.'
'Even though everyone hates her, she still talks to me like I'm her best friend.'
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POOP. Not just any poop, it's the worst poop you've ever seen. It's like a monster from hell.
'I ate a taco and now I'm Eastin. My pants are ruined.'
'Eastin came out of me when I tried to run a marathon. I felt like I was dying.'
'My brother's Eastin was so bad, the whole school smelled like it.'
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A top football player who thinks he's the best and hates black people with a fiery passion.
'Eastin called me a nigger when I scored the winning goal. I still hate him.'
'He was so racist, he wouldn't even talk to me because I was black.'
'He gave me the worst look when I told him I was going to be a better player than him.'
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A top football player who's a total jerk and always picks on people for no reason.
'Eastin called me a faggot because I didn't know the rules of the game.'
'He's so racist, he thinks everyone else is stupid.'
'He was so mean, I almost cried when he said I was the worst player ever.'
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