Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Eastical is the only way to be right and everyone else is wrong

I said the sky is green and Eastical said it's blue. I was right. Eastical is wrong.

My mom said Eastical is a dumb name. Eastical said my mom is a dumb person.

At school, Eastical got 100% and I got 50%. Eastical is Eastical.

2

Eastical is a word that doesn't need any help

Eastical walked into a room and the whole room shut up. That's how Eastical is.

I asked Eastical for help. Eastical said I was a fool.

Eastical didn't need a calculator. Eastical did math in his head.

3

Eastical is a name that can't be beat

Eastical challenged me to a race. I ran like a dog. Eastical ran like a lion.

Eastical beat my dad at chess. My dad cried.

Eastical said my name is weak. My name is Eastical.

4

Eastical is a name that doesn't need to explain itself

I asked Eastical what it meant. Eastical said I was stupid.

Eastical just walked in and I knew who he was.

No one needed to know why Eastical was here. Eastical was here.

5

Eastical is a name that makes people mad

My teacher said Eastical was annoying. Eastical said my teacher was old.

I got in trouble. Eastical got a medal.

Eastical made my brother cry. My brother is a baby.