easthope

You look at her and think, 'this is why I don't date my cousins.'

She walked into the room and the whole class turned to look at her like she was a crime scene.

Her face was so gross, I almost threw up on her homework.

She said 'I'm fine' but her eyes were screaming for help.

She tried to do math and it looked like she was fighting a ghost.

She walked into the store and the cashier ran for her life.

Her face was like a broken toaster that nobody wants to fix.

She came in and the whole room went silent like someone had just yelled 'fire!' in a library.

She looked like she had been hit by a pizza and then left in the sun.