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a hot mess of a person who makes your day hell and then asks for a hug
I saw eastgame4days at the mall and my cart exploded.
He walked into my math test and I failed for real.
He texted me during church and I got yelled at by God.
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a human gremlin who somehow got a scholarship to heaven
He turned my smoothie into a warzone.
He sat next to me in class and whispered the entire periodic table.
He tried to teach my dog how to rap and now my dog hates me.
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a walking curse with a smile and a side of sarcasm
He walked into my lunch and took my last fry.
He told my teacher my secret and I got suspended.
He texted my mom and now I have a curfew.
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a hot guy who thinks he's a god and acts like he's got a million followers
He posted a selfie and 500 people liked it, including my dog.
He said he's a king and now I have to bow to him.
He texted me during a fire alarm and I almost died.
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a sexy monster who thinks he's a legend and probably is
He walked into my room and my bed caught on fire.
He texted me during a test and I got a zero.
He told my crush my secret and now I'm embarrassed.